George Carlin

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

Dec 26 2013

George Carlin, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor, and writer/author who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

Apr 26 2013

George Carlin, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor, and writer/author who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

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